The Rules
The mantel is one of the places I'm not "allowed". Ha! Like those stupid fleshies can really tell me what to do. I make my OWN rules!Rule #1: Cats are allowed anywhere cats want to go!
Rule #2: What Musette says, goes.
Rule #3: Treats are for sharing.
Rule #4: When Musette wants OUT Musette goes OUT.
Rule #5: When Musette wants IN Musette comes IN.
Rule #6: Toilet seats should always be left UP and shower doors left OPEN.
Rule #7: Never wake up a cat.
Rule #8: Fleshies should never go out of town without having Uncle Glen take care of the felines.
Rule #9: Musette sits on your lap when she feels like it, not when you want her to.
Rule #10: NO NEW CATS.
Rule #11: The fleshies should eat more tuna and give the cats the juice.
Rule #12: It is NOT funny to make the cats run into things with the laser pointer.
Rule #13: If you don't want your clothes slept on then put them away.
Rule #14: Everything is a cat toy.
Rule #15: Musette gets to pick her place on the bed and everyone else just has to find a way to fit in.
Rule #16: Musette reserves the right to hiss at anyone not doing what they should be doing.
Rule #17: The door to the basement should always be left open.
Rule #18: All the furniture is for scratching.
Rule #19: The blue chair and the black loveseat both belong to the cats. No humans should sit there.
Rule #20: The cat bed should never be washed.
Can you help me think up more rules? I'm sure there have to be some I'm forgetting.
posted by Musette at 4:42 PM
5 Comments:
That's a good one!
Hi Musette, I don't know if I've commented here before, but I think you are just a divinely beautiful kitty! You and your fur brother make a very nice family. We also have someone similar stories for how we found our homes. You have inspired me to tell mine sometime. My Mom wants to know if your Mom is a photographer because she says all the pictures on your site are amazing.
--Matty
Rule #22 when a cat walks up and meows to have chin, head or back scratched, whatever is being done must be dropped IMMEDIATELY
Ooh - that's another good one. Not that I need that sort of thing very often. Mostly I do it for the peeps' benefit.
If Musette wants to play with the fleshies in the middle of the night, the fleshies will wake up to accomdate Musette for as long as she wishes. The fleshies will also make sure there is always food in the food bowl and same for water (plus plenty of treats and toys).
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