Tomorrow's the DAY!

Yes, it is! My big birthday number TWO! The peeps must be really good at keeping a secret because they haven't let anything leak yet about their lavish plans, but I'm sure they've got something befitting an Empress planned. Today I think our list should be about PRESENTS in case any of the guests haven't finished up their shopping yet!

-New big cat bed, preferably leopard print 'cause it goes so nice with my fur
-Toy mousies with tails (I chew the tails off 'em pretty quick, so I always need a new one)
-Cat door! So I can go OUT whenever I want and I can bring IN anything I want. They always make me leave the good stuff outside.
-A LADDER so I can go up high into the cedar tree and ...visit... the baby birds in the spring
-A laser lackey, so I don't have to wait around for the Can Opener to "feel" like playing with me
-A really smelly pair of boots (my favourite toys!)
-A big pile of clean laundry to lay on and get nice and hairy
-Someone to help me catch the cursor. It frustrates me so much that I can't catch that tricky little thing!
-More houseplants. We used to have a lot more houseplants, but now we don't. They were a great salad bar for me. I don't know why the fleshies didn't replace them when I'd eaten my fill.
-A cute wee hamster! Or maybe a couple!
-Baby birds (oops, silly me, those baby birds should be on the GUEST LIST, I don't know why they keep showing up on other lists...)