The Guest List
I've been working on the list of who I want to come to my big birthday extravaganza! Here's who I've got so far...
Party Guests:
-Zephyr
-My Fleshies (I guess I have to invite them)
-Uncle Glen (I like the way he scritches me under the chin)
-Glennie's Mom (just because she likes me)
-That nice Mailman (who always tells me how pretty I am)
-The Grandma ('cause she spoils me)
-The Grandma's Friend ('cause she was nice to me when she was here)
-My nice Vet and her supernice technician (but I don't want them to bring any of those icky "healthy treats")
-Lots of baby birds
-I'd like to invite all you dear readers, but I know you live too far away
Who is NOT NOT NOT invited:
-My nemesis Moxie
-My doppleganger from across the street
-That neighbour who hosed me last summer (I haven't forgotten you...)
-Anyone who works at the Prednisolone factory
-The painters, the drywallers, the electrician or anyone else who caused me to be confined when I wanted to be free
-NO foster kitties
-Oscar and Belle (They're The Grandma's kitties - the came for Christmas and that was almost too much to bear. That traitor Zephyr PLAYED with them all week while I was busy hissing and giving them the evil eye)
-Any other neighbourhood cats (the only one I can stand is that big, handsome-in-a-torn-ear-mangy -kind-of-way, unneutered male that sprays all over our garden - for some reason I find him IRRESISTABLE)
-Russell Crowe (one time I saw him on TV and I scratched the TV REALLY hard, trying to get him out of there so I could eat him)
Party Guests:
-Zephyr
-My Fleshies (I guess I have to invite them)
-Uncle Glen (I like the way he scritches me under the chin)
-Glennie's Mom (just because she likes me)
-That nice Mailman (who always tells me how pretty I am)
-The Grandma ('cause she spoils me)
-The Grandma's Friend ('cause she was nice to me when she was here)
-My nice Vet and her supernice technician (but I don't want them to bring any of those icky "healthy treats")
-Lots of baby birds
-I'd like to invite all you dear readers, but I know you live too far away
Who is NOT NOT NOT invited:
-My nemesis Moxie
-My doppleganger from across the street
-That neighbour who hosed me last summer (I haven't forgotten you...)
-Anyone who works at the Prednisolone factory
-The painters, the drywallers, the electrician or anyone else who caused me to be confined when I wanted to be free
-NO foster kitties
-Oscar and Belle (They're The Grandma's kitties - the came for Christmas and that was almost too much to bear. That traitor Zephyr PLAYED with them all week while I was busy hissing and giving them the evil eye)
-Any other neighbourhood cats (the only one I can stand is that big, handsome-in-a-torn-ear-mangy -kind-of-way, unneutered male that sprays all over our garden - for some reason I find him IRRESISTABLE)
-Russell Crowe (one time I saw him on TV and I scratched the TV REALLY hard, trying to get him out of there so I could eat him)
posted by Musette at 11:29 AM
6 Comments:
Oh! I will come!! I will pretend to come that is ;)
I think you should add those crazy hippie people that parked in front of your house with that doggie to the "not invited" list...
Oh! You're SO RIGHT. NO hippie girls and NO dogs. Thanks for reminding me!
musette, i would love to come to your party. do you think you could have shrimp on the menu?? i know my Mom has lots o' freequnt flying miles and i bet i could get my paws on some o' them...
Ooooooooooooooooh - SHRIMP! One time I liberated one of those off the counter and it was TASTY! Anyone who brings shrimp is a friend of mine!
i bet i could get some shrimps out of the freezer and bring 'em with me!
Well....we will wish you a Happy Birthday anyway.
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