Things I Love

Some of you fleshies seem to be getting the wrong idea about the Empress. Some of you seem to think that I spend my time raging against the world and being hissy all day every day. Yes, I do have an enemies list (and you'd better hope you're not on it) and sometimes I need to express myself, but I also have a list of things I adore...

• canned food
• the mailman (he makes kissy noises at me and pats me and tells me how pretty I am)
• the leopard print catbed
• my fur brother Zephyr
• roasting my belly by the fire
• posing for photographs
• sleeping
• tuna juice
• helping the peeps with EVERYTHING
• walking along the top of the fence
• that fine fleshie, Uncle Glen
• napping
• birdwatching
• hanging out on the top of the fridge
• the view from the bedroom window seat
• hiding under the lilies
• having my belly rubbed
• chasing the cursor
• snoozing
• climbing the cat palace
• playing with ping pong balls
• cheese
• rest and relaxation
• my peeps

Oh! And you of course! My loyal fans! How could I forget you!