Musette's Enemies List

• The painters
• Moxie
• The neighbour who hosed me last summer
• Russell Crowe
• All the squirrels in the world (I will rid the land of those little fuzzballs of evil)
• Sabex (they make Prednisolone feline eye drops...oooh, I hate them so much)
• My doppelganger from across the street
• Those hideous little white mop dogs who walk by every day with their owner (how disgusting to be an animal with an OWNER...cats would never sink to that level)
• Nestle
• The noisy crows that nest in our neighbour's trees and then divebomb me all spring

You will all get yours in time! You should be glad - very glad - that you aren't on this list. Oh it won't be pretty when those evildoers get what's coming to them!