TURDUCKEN!

Have you heard about turducken? Surely this is the most wonderful culinary creation EVER. It's a CHICKEN inside a DUCK inside a TURKEY. Oh my. Certainly only the superior mind of a feline could have thought of this delicacy! I might have added a couple of baby starlings, but it sounds fabulous just the way it is. I won't rest until I've tried this carnival of carnivory. How will Zephyr and I convince the fleshies that they must provide us with sweet sweet turducken?

Hmmm...perhaps I can organize a hunger strike until the fleshies give in and get us turducken. I'll let you know how it goes.

Maybe just a nibble of kibble would be in order before we start the strike. Then...power to the KITTIES.