My Peeps are Crazy
Fleshies are strange, strange creatures. The girl was bored, so instead of doing something sensible like taking a long nap in a nice sunny spot, she made this bizarre monkey-like creature out of those silly things they wear on their feet - socks, you know? Hence a "Sock Monkey". She thinks it's pretty cute and the boy even CUDDLED it a little bit last night. Pretty creepy, if you ask me.
I'm NEVER bored. It takes intense time-management skills to take care of all my projects and do my outside rounds and still get in my required 18 hours of sleep per day.
Looking at that monkey is making me hungry. I bet monkeys taste REALLY good.
posted by Musette at 5:15 PM
2 Comments:
Umm. I think I'd like to put some cat-suck on that monkey. Yeap. That's what I wanna do.
Despite the disturbing attractiveness ( and future adversarial possibilities ) of that sock monkey-creature-thingly and the obvious benefits of a newly constructed, shaded catbed on your back deck we here at empressmusetterules.com are slightly miffed, peeved, and even, dare I say it, consternated ( pardon my french ) that it's been 7 postings and 10 days since we've been graced by a posting containing the raison 'etre for our unholy allegiance to this blog and the inspiration for our sister tribute site empressmusetterules.com ( tell your friends! )...... great pictures of Musette! Additionally, the staff at E.M.R, after an exhaustive study of the correlation of picture subject matter to comment activity have discovered that the more pictures of Musette ( and to a lesser extent, Zephyr ) the more comments are left by visitors. We Emer's are concerned that a continued dirth of Musette's visage on this fine electronic journal may lead one day, knock on wood, decreased readership and even the possibility of your blog license being rescinded due to lack of traffic, and we all know how hard those are to get. Please endevour to ensure that in the future the ratio of Musette to non-Musette photographs wil remain high and we shall do our best to ensure that the name of Musette receives the the recognition, adoration and reverence that she deserves. Thank you.
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