Saturday, April 30, 2005
Friday, April 29, 2005
Under the Weather
Wednesday, April 27, 2005
Musette's Enemies List
- The painters
- The neighbour who hosed me last summer
- Russell Crowe
- All the squirrels in the world (I will rid the land of those little fuzzballs of evil)
- Sabex (they make Prednisolone feline eye drops...oooh, I hate them so much)
- My doppelganger from across the street
- Those hideous little white mop dogs who walk by every day with their owner (how disgusting to be an animal with an OWNER...cats would never sink to that level)
- The noisy crows that nest in our neighbour's trees and then divebomb me all spring
You will all get yours in time! You should be glad - very glad - that you aren't on this list. Oh it won't be pretty when those evildoers get what's coming to them!
Tuesday, April 26, 2005
Monday, April 25, 2005
Perhaps only a fine turdecken brunch instead of a cold can of Super Supper could make up for this day. Oh don't think I've given up on the turducken. Zephyr loves can-time and crunchies too much for a hunger strike, but we will find a way to make our statement. Hmmm...if only I could somehow get outside and get my furry little paws on some of that paint...I0 foot messages on the side of the house announcing our demand for turducken might just get some fleshy attention.
Sunday, April 24, 2005
Friday, April 22, 2005
Hmmm...perhaps I can organize a hunger strike until the fleshies give in and get us turducken. I'll let you know how it goes.
Maybe just a nibble of kibble would be in order before we start the strike. Then...power to the KITTIES.
Wednesday, April 20, 2005
My Chum Zephyr
I sure do love my Zephyr, as you can see by the photo below. He's my kitty "brother" although we come from different Mamas. Nobody knows where Zephyr's Mom is (him and his sisters were rescued from the wild), so I took over the job when he came here last October. He was just a wee kitten and really scared - I liked him right away even though as a rule I'm not too pleased by other felines. First I showed him who's boss (ME) and then I taught him how to make the best of this sweet situation he's in and teach him that a skin family can be useful and fun. Someone had to show him how to train those fleshy humans to do his bidding! He may not be EMPRESS OF ALL, but as a cat he needs to claim his rights and privileges! Now he's 12 pounds of lumbering, bellyrub-loving pudge, but I still like to groom him all over, play chase with him and sleep with him in the catbed even though we don't really fit anymore.
PSYCHIC MESSAGE TO FLESHIES: new big catbed...new big catbed...new big catbed...
Tuesday, April 19, 2005
In a MOOD
- my fur brother Zephyr
- the plant in the kitchen
- the blue chair
- a coat
- Zephyr again
It's a good thing Zephy understands me. He knows that when I'm in a mood I'm not really mad at him. I'm just MAD and I have to express myself. I've had a drink and now I'm going to have some quiet time by myself on a sunny chair in the studio. I'm pretty sure I'll be feeling fabulous again soon.
Monday, April 18, 2005
Sunday, April 17, 2005
Meet My Entourage
Aside from the Fleshies, I live with my fur brother, Zephyr. He's big and orange and white, and he's a little slow, if you know what I mean. I'm talking physically and mentally here, folks. Thankfully, he has me to look after him. He'd be lost without me. I tell him what to do and groom him when necessary. He's a pretty good chum, really. As long as he does what I tell him to do, nobody gets hurt.
So much to write about this house and those who dwell within. And the yard! I've got so much to say about the yard. . . but I tire. And the Peeps await upstairs, with a nice warm valley between them for me to sleep between.
First Post Postponed
I was going to write a long juicy post about my fabulous life, but it looks like it will have to wait. Ruling the Universe can really tire a girl out. Why not check out one of the best things on the web while you wait for me to finish my nap? Punk Kittens rockin' out! This is surely what the internet was made for!